Marriage Journey Fan Prints

In it for the long haul.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Yes ... no!"

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Kindly readers, our resident counselor, Sadie Cohen, will be answering actual questions sent to her via email. Prepare to get an earful of wisdom! Dr. Sadie, I am in a relationship with a beautiful woman who I wish to marry but am still reeling from my first marriage scares me. How do I get over that fear? Signed, Fearful in Salt Lake City. Fear is a worthless emotion. It doesn't help at all. What you should be feeling is terror. Run for your life.

"Ah-h, her comes my better half now."

'The coalition of the willing.'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

'Sharing the same skin-type is fine. But, as a basis for a stable marriage...'

So all is not rosy in the garden?

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"I remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings in my ear."

'It'll get better, Vinny - my marriages always have a bad first quarter.'

Gender Symbols

'Happy anniversary! It's a season pass for us to go to marriage counseling.'

Man sleeps instead of reading 'The Art of Listening.'

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

"I married for contrast."

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

'You wanted me to take you to my leader. Well, my wife is my leader.'