Marriage Milestone Sitcom Fan Prints

"What? You want to be carried across the threshold or not?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

'You mustn't blame yourself for everything that goes wrong, Dear. It makes me feel redundant.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

"If it's all random, why are you always here?"

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

'Today's our 15th wedding anniversary?--Oh, yes, I remember, the market was up 3.29493% that day.'

"You've been offered a role as a husband who's been married for thirty years."

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

"Ah-h, her comes my better half now."

'The coalition of the willing.'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

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'As your solicitor I must ask you to consider divorce an option of last resort. We could mount a drone strike against your husband at a fraction of the cost.'

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

"I'm sorry, dear, but you know how I feel about intra-marital sex."

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

'This would be so romantic if we weren't married to each other.'

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"I remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings in my ear."

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

'We can't get a divorce... we haven't paid for the wedding.'

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

"My wife isn't speaking to me."

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"