Marriage Milestone Sitcom Fan Gifts

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'You mustn't blame yourself for everything that goes wrong, Dear. It makes me feel redundant.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

"If it's all random, why are you always here?"

'Today's our 15th wedding anniversary?--Oh, yes, I remember, the market was up 3.29493% that day.'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Ah-h, her comes my better half now."

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'The coalition of the willing.'

'As your solicitor I must ask you to consider divorce an option of last resort. We could mount a drone strike against your husband at a fraction of the cost.'

'I told you he had a temper.'

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

'We can't get a divorce... we haven't paid for the wedding.'

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

"I'm sorry, dear, but you know how I feel about intra-marital sex."

"My wife isn't speaking to me."

'This would be so romantic if we weren't married to each other.'

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

"I remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings in my ear."

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

Dog to person whose legs are sticking out of doghouse: 'Which important date did you forget this time, Jeff?'