Fertility Journey Fan Gifts

IVF Slut

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Three Parent Baby

Pregnancy Test

God's Phone

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Science and mothers day

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

'We'd like to know the identity of the anonymous egg donor.'

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

"Not only are we new here, I understand the whole place didn't exist a few days ago."

God creates Adam.

Mother Love is Without Logic

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

In it for the long haul.

'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'

'I hear his mum has gone right off those Fertility drugs.'

Storkco Fertility Research. Remember when we just delivered the babies?

Cerne Abbas