Fertility Journey Gifts

Test tube Stork

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

'Yours is a very rare case.'

'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

'I hear his mum has gone right off those Fertility drugs.'

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

"I'm just hoping to make it to the Final Four."

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

Proud parents of the first test tube moustache.

'...no no, it was good for me...it just didn't have quite the pazzazz of IVF.'

"Please tell me those aren't my $10,000 frozen eggs."

Assisted Reproduction

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

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"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

IVF assessment centre.

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Pregnancy Test

Three Parent Baby

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

Fertility Center.

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."