Ivf Journey Gifts

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

'Some days I curse that IVF treatment.'

'Congratulations! It's a saviour sibling.'

'Some days I curse that IVF treatment.'

IVF treatment

"Even if designer babies become a reality..."

Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"

'IVF Egg Donor Unit'

IVF

IVF Slut

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Test-tube baby

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Three Parent Baby

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Tom had considerable emotional baggage.

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

IVF Slut

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'

IVF Clinic: Free 'Baby on Board' T-Shirt To All Successful Patients

'I hear his mum has gone right off those Fertility drugs.'

Proud parents of the first test tube moustache.

"I'm just hoping to make it to the Final Four."