Ivf Specialist Gifts

IVF Clinic - "All I want is a womb somewhere"

IVF Clinic bed - 'And here we have the basis of our revolutionary new technique.'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Pregnancy Test

"So, how long have you been trying?"

Three Parent Baby

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Fertility Center.

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Last one in is a rotten egg.'

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

Science and mothers day

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

"What if she's not my type?"

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.