Fertility Specialists Gifts

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Pregnancy Test

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"So, how long have you been trying?"

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Three Parent Baby

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Fertility Center.

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Last one in is a rotten egg.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, but these pills you have to take come in a child-proof bottle.'

Science and mothers day

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"What if she's not my type?"

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

Ringing the Doorbell

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'