Fertility Specialists Gifts

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Pregnancy Test

Three Parent Baby

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"So, how long have you been trying?"

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Fertility Center.

'Don't take this the wrong way, but these pills you have to take come in a child-proof bottle.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

Science and mothers day

Ringing the Doorbell

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"