Fertility Clinic Staff Gifts

'Sorry, Ma'am, but we don't have a loan department.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

In and Out Tray

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Pregnancy Test

"So, how long have you been trying?"

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Three Parent Baby

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

Fertility Center.

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"You have natural causes.''

Get up and go

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'