Fertility Clinic Staff T-Shirts

'Sorry, Ma'am, but we don't have a loan department.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

In and Out Tray

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Three Parent Baby

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Pregnancy Test

"So, how long have you been trying?"

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

Fertility Center.

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Get up and go

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

"You have natural causes.''

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."