Fertility Specialist T-Shirts

Test tube Stork

Sperm donors - "They couldn't tell me anything about my genetic father apart from the fact that he was a frequent donor!"

'...and this is our cheapest fertility treatment.'

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

"So you're having trouble conceiving. Have you tried sex?"

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

Sperm bank 'Thank you for coming'

'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

IVF assessment centre.

Conceptionist at Human Reproductive Research Lab

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Sperm Bank

Minority Group Rights To Assisted Reproduction.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

'Maternity waiting room' "It�s a boy!"

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

'IVF Egg Donor Unit'

IVF Clinic: Free 'Baby on Board' T-Shirt To All Successful Patients

'In vitro fertilization and sperm banks. I remember the old days when you couldn't outsource having kids.'

Doctor checking a man's testicle to find out about fertility problems.

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Sperm Bank: Night Deposit

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Sperm Bank: Night Deposit

"You're stuck where, sir?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"Please tell me those aren't my $10,000 frozen eggs."