Fertility Treatment Enthusiast T-Shirts

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"So, how long have you been trying?"

Three Parent Baby

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Pregnancy Test

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Fertility Center.

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

Science and mothers day

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'