Fertility Treatment Enthusiast T-Shirts

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Pregnancy Test

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Three Parent Baby

"So, how long have you been trying?"

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Fertility Center.

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Last one in is a rotten egg.'

Science and mothers day

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

'We'd like to know the identity of the anonymous egg donor.'