Fertility Enthusiast T-Shirts

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

Cerne Abbas

Picture of my mother?

Cerne Abbas

Science and mothers day

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

IVF assessment centre.

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Three Parent Baby

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Pregnancy Test

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Fertility Center.

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

'We'd like to know the identity of the anonymous egg donor.'

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."