Fertility Enthusiast Mugs

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

Cerne Abbas

Picture of my mother?

Cerne Abbas

Science and mothers day

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

IVF assessment centre.

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Three Parent Baby

Pregnancy Test

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

Fertility Center.

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.