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"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

Science and mothers day

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

Chef chasing an egg.

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

IVF Slut

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

Egg Armour Plating

Surprise!

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'

'I hear his mum has gone right off those Fertility drugs.'

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