Fertility Adventurer Gifts

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

Chef chasing an egg.

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Science and mothers day

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

Egg Armour Plating

Surprise!

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'

'I hear his mum has gone right off those Fertility drugs.'

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

Cerne Abbas