Fertility Treatment Explorer Gifts

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Three Parent Baby

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Pregnancy Test

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."