Fertility Treatment Gifts

"#$%& fertility drugs!"

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

IVF assessment centre.

"Did no one mention to you the possible side effects of freezing your eggs?"

Man embarrassed at a fertility clinic.

Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"Are you sure you've frozen eggs before?"

Science and mothers day

"I was going to freeze my eggs but it was cheaper to freeze Norman."

Surrogacy

"You're stuck where, sir?"

Please wait to be seeded.

"Doctor, that fertility drug you gave me seems to have some side effects"

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

"It's probably for people who don't want kids."

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'Madam Cleo is here with a couple more jugs!'

Susan found she had responded well to her fertility treatment.

'In laymen's terms, Bio-Repro, Inc. is involved in the conception, production, and distribution of little kids.'

Nurse at RedFox fertility Clinic is about to touch a computer when it says: Don't Touch Me - I Have a Headache!

The Bag Worked!

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Three Parent Baby

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