Undergoing Fertility Treatment Gifts

'...and this is our cheapest fertility treatment.'

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

'Maternity waiting room' "It�s a boy!"

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

Picture of my mother?

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

Three Parent Baby

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

"So, how long have you been trying?"

Pregnancy Test

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Fertility Center.

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

'Don't take this the wrong way, but these pills you have to take come in a child-proof bottle.'

Science and mothers day

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"