Fertility Treatment Navigator Gifts

'...no no, it was good for me...it just didn't have quite the pazzazz of IVF.'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

IVF assessment centre.

Three Parent Baby

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Pregnancy Test

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

Fertility Center.

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

Science and mothers day

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

'In laymen's terms, Bio-Repro, Inc. is involved in the conception, production, and distribution of little kids.'

Susan found she had responded well to her fertility treatment.

'Oh no, not you again,'

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'