Fertility Journey Explorer Gifts

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Three Parent Baby

Obstetrics.

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"We've found your birth mother."

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

Guardian Angels and Operations

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

The last of the spirits

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

IVF Slut

We only go round once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop! (Published originally on December 21, 2013.)

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'

Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.

'I hear his mum has gone right off those Fertility drugs.'

True meditation

The course of True, Etc, Never Did, etc.

"Mommy, will you please tell us the story about the man who brokered our overseas adoption?!"

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

Boy, Interrupted.

Proud parents of the first test tube moustache.