Fertility Journey Explorer T-Shirts

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Three Parent Baby

Obstetrics.

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"We've found your birth mother."

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

Guardian Angels and Operations

The last of the spirits

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'

True meditation

Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.

'I hear his mum has gone right off those Fertility drugs.'

"Mommy, will you please tell us the story about the man who brokered our overseas adoption?!"

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

The course of True, Etc, Never Did, etc.

Test-tube baby

Boy, Interrupted.

Proud parents of the first test tube moustache.