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"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

IVF assessment centre.

Three Parent Baby

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

Pregnancy Test

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'