Infertility Journey Gifts

'In vitro fertilization and sperm banks. I remember the old days when you couldn't outsource having kids.'

'I wish we could have had children, Phillip.'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

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"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

IVF assessment centre.

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Pregnancy Test

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Three Parent Baby

Fertility Center.

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

Science and mothers day

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."