Faced With Infertility Gifts

'We had trouble finding a surrogate mother.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"So, how long have you been trying?"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

Three Parent Baby

Pregnancy Test

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Fertility Center.

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, but these pills you have to take come in a child-proof bottle.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

'Sir, sprinkle a little graphite on your cereal every morning... it'll put lead in your pencil.'

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

"Mr and Mrs. Znyzz? Your test results are back. I'm afraid you only have seven weeks left to get pregnant!"

Mother Love is Without Logic

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'

'I hear his mum has gone right off those Fertility drugs.'

'Maternity waiting room' "It�s a boy!"

Doctor checking a man's testicle to find out about fertility problems.

"My wife and I are trying for a baby...."

"I'm just hoping to make it to the Final Four."