Faced With Infertility Pillows

'We had trouble finding a surrogate mother.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Pregnancy Test

"So, how long have you been trying?"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

Three Parent Baby

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

Fertility Center.

'Don't take this the wrong way, but these pills you have to take come in a child-proof bottle.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Last one in is a rotten egg.'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

"Dr. Graham, we would like s'more Children."

"Mr and Mrs. Znyzz? Your test results are back. I'm afraid you only have seven weeks left to get pregnant!"

Mother Love is Without Logic

'Sir, sprinkle a little graphite on your cereal every morning... it'll put lead in your pencil.'

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'

Doctor checking a man's testicle to find out about fertility problems.

'Maternity waiting room' "It�s a boy!"

'I hear his mum has gone right off those Fertility drugs.'

Proud parents of the first test tube moustache.