Infertility Support Pillows

"We couldn't have children, so last year we went overseas and adopted a cat."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Pregnancy Test

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Three Parent Baby

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Fertility Center.

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

Science and mothers day

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

'In laymen's terms, Bio-Repro, Inc. is involved in the conception, production, and distribution of little kids.'

'Sir, sprinkle a little graphite on your cereal every morning... it'll put lead in your pencil.'