Fertility Specialist Pillows

Test tube Stork

Sperm donors - "They couldn't tell me anything about my genetic father apart from the fact that he was a frequent donor!"

'...and this is our cheapest fertility treatment.'

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

"So you're having trouble conceiving. Have you tried sex?"

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

Sperm bank 'Thank you for coming'

'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

IVF assessment centre.

Conceptionist at Human Reproductive Research Lab

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Sperm Bank

Minority Group Rights To Assisted Reproduction.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

'Maternity waiting room' "It�s a boy!"

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

'IVF Egg Donor Unit'

IVF Clinic: Free 'Baby on Board' T-Shirt To All Successful Patients

'In vitro fertilization and sperm banks. I remember the old days when you couldn't outsource having kids.'

Doctor checking a man's testicle to find out about fertility problems.

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Sperm Bank: Night Deposit

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Sperm Bank: Night Deposit

"You're stuck where, sir?"

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