Fertility Expert Pillows

"I'm just hoping to make it to the Final Four."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Pregnancy Test

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Three Parent Baby

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

"So, how long have you been trying?"

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

'I'm qualified to deal with any traumatic event because I've raised five children.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Fertility Center.

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

Science and mothers day

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"What if she's not my type?"

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'