Fertility Enthusiasts Pillows

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Three Parent Baby

Pregnancy Test

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Fertility Center.

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

Science and mothers day

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

'In laymen's terms, Bio-Repro, Inc. is involved in the conception, production, and distribution of little kids.'