Fertility Fan Pillows

Life

'The circle is complete!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Homo Zapiens

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Space Pioneer

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Pregnancy Test

Evolution

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

The Beginning of Nostalgia

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

The Easter Bilby

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

"Now you've done it!"

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Mr. Rabbit

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

Science and mothers day

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"It would be nice to evolve into something that can scratch it's own back..."

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

'We'd like to know the identity of the anonymous egg donor.'

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."