Fertility Fan Gifts

Life

'The circle is complete!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Homo Zapiens

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Space Pioneer

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Pregnancy Test

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Evolution

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

The Easter Bilby

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

Mr. Rabbit

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"Now you've done it!"

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"It would be nice to evolve into something that can scratch it's own back..."

Science and mothers day

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.