Reproductive Biology Fan Gifts

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Trappist Monk Discord

Author's Bio-diversity.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"Are we there yet?"

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

How Noah did it.

'The stand-up geneticist'

"Amen, brother."

'It's your mother. You're being recalled for the correction of a minor defect.'

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

Osmoses.

The Germ and the Sperm

'When will they come out in papyrus-back?'

Science and mothers day

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

Charles Darwin

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'

"You are here."

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.