Reproductive Humor Lover Gifts

"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"

"You are here."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"Honk if you love me!"

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"Pass that."

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

'I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer.'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!

"What do you mean I never take you anywhere? We're here, aren't we?"

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"What's come between us?"

"She said don't forget the straw."

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

"If you'll have me, I'd like to be your blind spot."

"No heroic measures."

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

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