Reproductive Humor Lover Pillows

"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"

"You are here."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"Honk if you love me!"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"Pass that."

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

'I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer.'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"No heroic measures."

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"She said don't forget the straw."

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"What do you mean I never take you anywhere? We're here, aren't we?"

"What's come between us?"

"If you'll have me, I'd like to be your blind spot."

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

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