Reproductive Scientist Gifts

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Deaths from Coronavirus

Booster shots

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Space exploration"

At the mobile tracking test lab.

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Nuclear generation of energy.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Artificial Intelligence Drive

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

"It's not you-it's me."

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Jerk Gene

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."