Reproductive Health Professional Gifts

Ringing the Doorbell

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

IVF assessment centre.

Three Parent Baby

"So, how long have you been trying?"

Restrictive Abortion Laws

Abortion Ban

Pregnancy Test

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

Fertility Center.

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"Good news, hon. They defunded Planned Parenthood."

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

"You are here."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

"What if she's not my type?"