Reproductive Health Educator Gifts

"O Vary funny."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Distance to avoid contagion

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

WHO checklist

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

AIDS prevention

Too Skinny, Too Fat

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Restrictive Abortion Laws

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

'What's oriole sex'

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

Health 101.

The tuck stops here - childhood obesity.

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

Ringing the Doorbell

'And now, this warning from the Surgeon-General... THINK FAST!'

"You are here."

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"