Women's Health Educator Gifts

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Distance to avoid contagion

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

WHO checklist

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Preventive medicine.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

"You won’t need refills."

Menopause and the City

May the force be with you

Too Skinny, Too Fat

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

'What's oriole sex'

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

Health 101.

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

The tuck stops here - childhood obesity.

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

Fallopian Tube.

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

AstraZeneca Controversy Costs Lives

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?