Reproductive Therapist Gifts

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

WHO checklist

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

Mime marriage.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"We don't talk."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

IVF assessment centre.

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

'I agreed to a relationship coach, not a referee.'

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

The band was really swinging, providing a nice cover for Andrew and Carolyn's argument.

Pregnancy Test

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.