Reproductive Therapist Mugs

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

WHO checklist

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

'He's got 99 problems but his Bitch aint one!'

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

Debbie greatly misinterpreted the marriage counselor's suggestion that she and Tom have a monthly 'date night.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Mime marriage.

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"We don't talk."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

IVF assessment centre.

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'I agreed to a relationship coach, not a referee.'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

Pregnancy Test

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.