Reproductive Scientist Prints

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Deaths from Coronavirus

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Booster shots

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Space exploration"

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Artificial Intelligence Drive

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

"It's not you-it's me."

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Jerk Gene

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

"It's perfect for starting a family."