Reproductive Health Specialist Prints

"What if she's not my type?"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Pregnancy Test

"So, how long have you been trying?"

Everyone's Got an Opinion but No One Is Willing to Take a Chance for It

Restrictive Abortion Laws

Three Parent Baby

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Abortion Ban

"Are we there yet?"

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

Fertility Center.

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Last one in is a rotten egg.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

Ringing the Doorbell

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"