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Frozen Sperm: Serve at Womb Temperature

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

IVF assessment centre.

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Pregnancy Test

Three Parent Baby

"So, how long have you been trying?"

Restrictive Abortion Laws

"Are we there yet?"

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

Fertility Center.

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"You are here."

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

Science and mothers day

Ringing the Doorbell