Reproductive Endocrinologist Prints

IVF Clinic - "All I want is a womb somewhere"

In Vitro Fertilization.

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

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"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Three Parent Baby

Pregnancy Test

"So, how long have you been trying?"

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

Fertility Center.

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"Pineal gland. Pituitary gland. Push her buttons gland."

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Your blood sugar is off the charts."