Reproductive Endocrinologist Gifts

IVF Clinic - "All I want is a womb somewhere"

In Vitro Fertilization.

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

Three Parent Baby

"So, how long have you been trying?"

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Pregnancy Test

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

Fertility Center.

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Last one in is a rotten egg.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"You are here."

Your blood sugar is off the charts."