Fertility Aficionados Gifts

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

IVF assessment centre.

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Three Parent Baby

Pregnancy Test

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

Fertility Center.

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

Science and mothers day

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

'Sperm Donor Whale.'