Fertility Aficionados T-Shirts

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Three Parent Baby

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Pregnancy Test

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

Fertility Center.

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

Science and mothers day

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

'We'd like to know the identity of the anonymous egg donor.'

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.