Fertility Funseekers Gifts

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

Pesky students.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Photobooth Photobomb

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Call me!"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Children's Entertainer

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Elderly People

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

Turn Down For What.

"Miriam keeps me young."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"You know damn well what noise!"