Reproductive Biology Fan T-Shirts

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Trappist Monk Discord

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Author's Bio-diversity.

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Are we there yet?"

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"Amen, brother."

'The stand-up geneticist'

'It's your mother. You're being recalled for the correction of a minor defect.'

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

Science and mothers day

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'

'When will they come out in papyrus-back?'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

The Germ and the Sperm

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

Charles Darwin

"You are here."

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.